I went to town today and was pulled over by a police officer. Apparently you can't drive down the street in reverse.
I went to a bar and the waitress asked if I wanted a drink. I said yes. She asked me what kind of drink. I said Wet, with Ice so it is cold. Finally she said what is your poison? I responded I don't want poison! After 30 minutes she finally got to the point and asked if I knew what I wanted. I said yes. A glass of water and some French fries.
Shopping can be fun: I was standing in line about the 4th person back. I was in a hurry so I Yelled "Where Is the Fire?" Apparently everyone only heard "Fire" they ran out the door. I was able to check out much quicker. That was followed by my arrest for causing a panic.
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